Unholy Roller

Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

bringing this back for Christmas

when we're done booping i think tumblr should bring back porn

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A BOOP + SEXUAL TENSION

Gut punch after gut punch

unmute for the love of god please it's amazing

@justaskasmodeus

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]

sniffles.... nobody will EVER match my freak!!! *throws myself onto my fainting couch* not even... my NASTY!! *sobs delicately

Why thank you, poppet, I love it. I know exactly where this is going to go in my collection.

CANNONBAAAAAAALL :D

@phantasmagoetia

Demons can have a little pre-death torturing, as a treat.