Slugcats, my beloved/beloathed

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

What the wine-dark oceanic FUCK.

@plaguedocboi hi could you please explain what the shit

There is no explanation. Jellies, man.

@hexgravity @justascuggy

ASJDHDHSIHEBSJSHEHSIAKAAAAAAAA BUG FABLES AND IN STARS AND TIME MENTION FHSHAGGAGSUEYEUUEUEURURIRITJDHWHHW

No i just wish painful excessive sweating and salivation upon you

This easily counters by pissing

Ye but what about urinary tract blockage

Second dick

be like an 18th centure rifleman and stick a rod in your dick, that should clear the blockage and allow you to fire piss pellets at 100ft/s

got a scar from hanging out with @pillsburysoyboy today :3

and i ate something delicious too!

you ate the sliced-off bits severed by that very knife ;3

and it was so nice and warm too

i'm glad you could try it nice and fresh <3

It was an honor to consume <3

hehe ^_^ I could tell... you were still devouring it even as i bandaged myself up <3

A shame i couldn't eat even more

i could only cut off so much 😅 after i got that first bandage on i didn't wanna risk doing any more.

That's alright! I had already filled my belly with it <3

I'm glad you went away full ^_^ i'd love to have you over for more once i'm all healed up ;3

I look forward to tearing off more <3

you're right, next time we'll do away with the knife, and you can just tear in <3

wow, some of y'all are really invested in @pillsburysoyboy and i sharing a loaf of fresh bread 🤨

Yeah like what did you guys think I was talking about

who knows, with some of the pervs who follow me it could be anything 🙄

What else would we think

ME I DO!

YIPPPEEEE

Eating the receipt rn need those yummy estrogens :3

@justascuggy

Average Vi main when defence = 3