Here be stuff

@leastactivejester

@dampbreadloaf do we show this to our local Gus ?

Sure

@eliias-bouchard is this cannon

Nah watch me not open tumblr for another month

What the fuck is that

🫵 iPad baby

@atomarium

It is adapting

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

That only applies to the tiny ones on land. The deep sea ones, which are that big, absolutely taste like crab or lobster and are in fact fished in some places. Apparently they also sometimes just get caught in lobster traps; they aren't necessarily restricted to the abyss!

Penis

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

can you believe this website is free

WAUUUGH

Eat neurons

I do have some skill at throwing acorns, if you must know.

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

@dampbreadloaf when you spill sulfuric acid