So Many Things

To anyone who reads this, you might not believe me when I say this but I promise it’s true: I love you. Yes, you’re a stranger on the internet, but I’m still glad you’re here. I still want the best for you. I still worry about you. I still want your days to be filled with sunshine and hope.

I hope my followers don't expect anything of me, I'm only here to be insane.

i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

thinking about how it’s mentioned in row that Corporalki were sent to cure a village of Firepox and how devastating it would be for Kaz to know just how easily his brother could have lived :( like can you imagine Nina just offhandedly mentioning this sometime post CK while the Crows are catching up and Kaz just freezes suddenly???

Had a dream where the crows stole jewelery from my actively dying grandma and rode off in a golf cart while I was screaming "IM A HUGE FAN!" after them and Jesper screamed "FLATTERY WONT GET YOU ANYWHERE, I HAVE DEBTS TO PAY!" back

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

What does glue have to do with this

i knew you’d get stuck there

good lord they died in this glue trap

yes yes Kaz took his shirt off Inej blushed, whatever but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Kaz washed himself as soon as he could after coming out of a potential plague site, even if he knows it’s fake.

Just a reminder: the Van Eck house is a mansion, and explicitly described as such multiple times. In the UK and the US the modern size expectation of a mansion is a minimum 8000 square feet or 740 square metres in the countryside, though if in a city potentially a minimum of 5000 square feet or 460 square metres. Even if the Van Eck mansion is only 5000 square feet, though honestly considering the worldbuilding of Ketterdam as a city and the descriptions on the house (details like “the first floor dining room” that imply there are multiple dining rooms) it could easily be bigger, that probably means the house has four or five bedrooms (the internet said six but I’ve subtracted one for Van Eck’s office). Taking into account the servant’s quarters on the fourth floor, let’s assume there’s still space for three or four bedrooms in the family’s living quarters (I’m assuming the servants’ rooms to be much smaller than the others). With a couple in the primary bedroom and one bedroom occupied by a child, that house should have at absolute minimum had at least one spare room. But Jan Van Eck still chose to gut Wylan’s bedroom and replace it with a nursery awaiting his new child.