fandom brainrot

If you were a traditional Russian peasant woman I bet it felt good as hell to become possessed by demons and scream obscenities in the face of a priest

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

kinda in love with the parallel where grace goes "can I think about it?" and stratt says "you have three hours" because she had to put the world first but rocky says "think about it long time" because he did put the world first, grace is his world

Meanwhile, no person ever: “You should think about giving up your insulin/antiretrovirals/beta blockers/anti-rejection drugs/prosthetic legs/daily multivitamin, because using those your whole life is bad for some reason”

Oh no, they do that too.

I have a kidney transplant. A woman once told me she didn’t believe in organ transplants and that people should just die when they’re meant to. 

Sounds like a great set-up for a murder

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

People who are fully healthy, fit and neurotypical seem to think they are that way because they’re doing something right that the rest of us haven’t thought of, and not just because they got lucky

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

“You are one stroke of bad luck, common viral illness, or traumatic event away from being just like me” is honestly the most terrifying thing you can tell an abled person - and you should. I was healthy and fit and doing everything ‘right’ too - right up until some inner switch flipped and my body crumbled right out from under me.

Things that I think Grace and Rocky's videos to Earth could include because it's funny: 1: Rocky spending. so much time talking about Andrian at one point. It starts when Grace is like, "Why don't you tell the people about yourself?" and he ultimately brings up Andrian. A lot of: "Andrian is --musical notes--" followed by "Grace, need new word!!" instances as Grace frantically tries to get the conversation back to what it had been, and failing. -- 2: A handful of reactions to movies or shows--sci-fi being a handful, including Star Trek--but also general ones. At some point, Rocky talks about the Rocky movies, and there's several instances that are just like: "And then Rocky did this--Rocky from movie, not here!! I haven't." -- 3: Parts of movies that the two tried to make out of boredom. Grace (in the book, at least) does mention liking Star Trek, and so he just gets a random idea along the way for fanmade stuff. Trying to make an outfit for Rocky. He also puts Mary and Armando into some roles. -- 4: Rocky generally explaining/teaching things that Eridian's do. Teaching it to Grace, but then just shaking his head. "Grace try is terrible. Maybe humans on Earth do better."

If project hail mary came out in 2013, every single college student who knew how to animate would recreate the adventure time intro and put grace and rocky in it