Ukko

the current state of fandom needs to be old yellered immediately. im loading up the shotgun as we speak

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #adding to this #'we're so tired of reading smut' #but will engage with smut more than anything else #'i need more of this story' #but won't engage with or share it to let the writer know how much they enjoy it and why it should be continued #'why is there so much xyz but not enough abc?' #because xyz sparks a discussion with the writers whereas abc collects cobwebs and dust #'i wish more people wrote--' #but won't open a document or a book to write it themselves to save their lives #'why hasn't my favorite writer posted something new in months?' #does your favorite writer know that they're your favorite writer? /End ID]

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

The funny thing is as a disabled person who used to be a professional cook, “chef hands” are much easier to develop than the ability to walk on partially dislocated body parts

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

all the people that totally dont have any other prejudices going on complaining abt how hard it is to understand quincy or hating how he talks meanwhile im over here wishing he got to speak more patois like im sad there's so few lines in it

WAIT HE STILL HAS THAT CROTCH PIECE WHAT?? did he just let his thing hang when he took the techrot or what

knowing amir this is probably not entirely out of left field for him

🦠 #my crobe

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

I love when romanceable videogame charas have a friendship version of the romance scenes.... i love you can eat cookies with sera in the roof and they are "inquisition cookies" instead of "us cookies"... i love that you can spend the night with gale telling him he doesnt need to sacrifice himself and he is like "fuck you for bringing me friends and adventures now i dont want to die" thats the good stuff... i love that if you don't do the romance you get different convers that add a lot to how the character acts with a good friend, instead of just "oh well you didn't date them so no special bonding for you in friendship either"