I Heard You Like Magic . . . ?

my child will NOT use AI in school, they will cheat with pen and paper and not get caught

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

unfortunately i can’t respond to your text because it stressed me out for no reason and now it’s been too long so i’m just gonna ignore it

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

Have a dog to eat the homework, have a cat to kill the alarm.

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result