I Heard You Like Magic . . . ?

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

They’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

Hey look. Accurate oppression.

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

we exist for love btw

the poses is what gets me every time

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity