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And now, I present to you, a drumstick-wielding Knight of Rage:

Let’s talk about weapons. Somebody asked for some weapon suggestions earlier, and I thought it would be a good time to make this post. This is some advice for everyone. When choosing a weapon, realistically, you would want to choose something that you have in your household or that you would be able to easily create from something in your household. Now, I’m not sure what you have that could be used as a weapon, it would be creepy if I did. I can, however, throw out a few things that you might have lying around:

Knifekind

Scissorkind

Razorkind

Penkind

Bookkind

Batkind

Canekind

Forkkind

Shovelkind

Ropekind (could be used as a garrote)

Scythekind (attach a knife to a cane to make a makeshift one, but I recommend that you go with something else as your weapon)

Sawkind

[ENTER INSTRUMENT HERE]kind

Keyboardkind

Broomkind

Hosekind

Spatulakind

Bagkind (bookbags are heavy)

Spraykind

Shoekind

Combkind

Brushkind

Yoyokind

Weedwackerkind

Fryingpankind

Dicekind

Tennisracketkind

Cheesegraterkind

Cardkind

Huh, I’ve never gotten an ask for a Muse or Breath player analysis, so let’s see how this goes! (Also I’m perfectly fine with taking weapon suggestions! Those are always fun! I’m going to put them up in a separate post right after this one, though).

Breath is the aspect of freedom, independence, adaptability, and unconcern. Muses inspire or inspire with their aspect.

Personality

The Muse of Breath would be good at encouraging freedom. They would wish for the liberty of others, and they would likely have the potential to be great leaders, able to inspire people to take a stand and make their dreams come true, or to stand up for themselves and be more independent. The Muse of Breath would also be very carefree. They would probably be able to recover quickly from tragedy. They would be unfaltering, always moving forwards and inspiring others to do the same. They would also be independent people, but possibly a bit off in their own world, at times.I see them as being very happy-go-lucky and/or respectable. I bet that they would make a good activist, rallying others to fight for their rights. If they wanted to, they could probably grow up to lead a revolution. However, being the most passive class, there’s a good chance that they would also be a pacifist, so they would probably be the one convincing people to join the cause rather than actually leading the revolution. Their teammates would greatly benefit from the Muse’s encouragement, becoming extremely driven to fight for the new universe so that they can claim their freedom from SBURB.

Powers

Of course, I don’t mind!

Powers

*Dons reading binoculars*

Let’s do this.

Life is the aspect of luxury, vigor, eagerness, and unruliness. Pages give and give through their aspect.

Personality

A Page of Life would start off as the little guy. They would start of with some sort of lack of their aspect, such as not holding a big place in society, having a lack of money, or having low energy. They might also believe that they deserve more from life, but they would be a pushover. Pages tend to overcompensate for the lack of their aspect, so it’s expected that the Page of Life would be a bit cocky or overly energetic, even though they would have no idea how to actually deal with Life, at first. They would probably easily succumb to any whims or desires that they have. I get the feeling that some Pages of Life would be the type of person who would stroll into battle like the world has got nothing on them, but then end up getting beaten to a pulp. (At first, at least). However, while at first they might not direct their energy into actual work, they would eventually become very hard workers. They would also probably be good at motivating their team up, giving them energy.

Powers

Of course, and thank you!

Heart is the aspect of the soul, self, passion, and emotion. Seers gain knowledge on their aspect and use that knowledge to guide others.

Personality

A Seer of Heart seems to me like a very sweet person. They would be great at being empathetic. They would be able to understand people very quickly, possibly on a personal level. They would be able to tell what other people care about, and they would probably be good at noticing when people have bottled up feelings. They would essentially be able to see into the depths of your soul. That being said, they would be great at reading people, but because of this, they might be a bit confused about who or what is right. They would be able to see things from multiple sides, but this means that they would struggle finding an opinion on many matters. They might switch back and forth between two sides, unable to choose between them. As a Heart player, the Seer would probably be an opinionated person, but due to their empathy with other people, they might question whether their opinions would be considered right, even though there is no solid answer for this. It’s also possible that they might be a bit shy about voicing their opinions, afraid of being wrong.

Powers

No problem, and same goes to you!

Space is the aspect of beginnings, creation, spontaneity, and propagation. Maids create or create with their aspect.

Personality

A Maid of Space would start off struggling to depend on themselves for Space and instead would depend on others. This could mean that they are dependent on others for ideas, or maybe they’re dependent on others to take initiative. They might even be dependent on others for literal space, as well. As they grow to rely more on themselves for these things, they would start to become much more independent. The Maid might create a new style of art or fashion, or perhaps they would be the one to start things and get things going. This strikes me as a godtier that would constantly be saying or willing to say that they are a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man, even if they’re a guy. That’s just a silly side note, though. Don’t take it as truth. Once the Maid of Space became fully realized, they would eventually be able to create Space on a mass scale. They will also start sharing it with others, as they gain an excess of it. One might say that they become made of it. (I’m going to make that pun for every Maid ask I get and nobody can stop me).

Powers

It’s not a problem!

(You’re session, on the other hand….)

I hate to break this to you, but your session is doomed.

You don’t have a Space player to breed the genesis frog, and you don’t have a Time player for scratching. Even if the team beat the game, which is looking very unlikely without a Time player, their prize, the new universe, wouldn’t exist.

Hmm…. okay, so I should mention that I sort of have this thing where I interpret things in a lot of different ways. I’m guessing that you mean the Prince and Witch vs Thief and Sylph and teams? I’ll also include my other interpretation though, just in case.

Anyways, if we’re talking teams, then the Prince and Witch would win.

If the Thief were anything but a Doom player, the second team would have had a better chance. A Thief steals their aspect, so a Thief of Doom would steal their aspect. You can see why this would be bad for the second team. While the Thief would be able to steal the doom from the Sylph of Space, essentially sacrificing themselves, that would leave the Sylph to face two of the most active classes alone. While the Sylph would be able to heal their teammate, the Thief would probably die before they could take the other two down, and then there would probably be nothing that the Sylph could do but try to melee the Prince and Witch to death. Plus, the Witch of Light would be able to manipulate light, creating illusions and blinding their enemies. They would also be able to manipulate luck and what the Thief and Sylph pay attention to, making them great at deception. Princes tend to be pretty powerful fighters, as well, so the Sylph would essentially be helpless against them.

If we’re talking a Prince of Void or Witch of Light against a Thief of Doom or Sylph of Space, then here’s how it’d go for each of those combinations.

Prince vs Thief - The Prince would win because the Thief’s power is to steal doom. They can’t even be a sacrifice, since they don’t have a teammate. Also, Princes’ combat abilities tend to be OP, so unless the Thief is a really good fighter, they’re probably going down.

Witch vs Thief - Essentially the same as above, except the Thief is even more screwed.

Witch vs Sylph - Once again, the Witch is OP, although the Sylph stands a chance, as long as they’re still able to heal. When they become unable to heal, then they’re in trouble.

Prince vs Sylph - This one is a bit more of a fair match. The Prince would probably win with brute force, but it’s definitely possible for the Sylph to come out victorious, as long as they play their cards right.

….You’re a Maid.Who wields vacuumkind.

….You are a beautiful person and currently my hero. Never change, anon. Never change.

But yeah! I’d be happy to answer questions like this.

Anyways, I’ve got a few ideas here. The first one is the one that I would recommend, especially because of the Mario Kart thing, but there’s just so much potential here that I had to add a couple more in.

Sweeper Upper (Shark Edition) This weapon has the form of a vacuum and the power of a shark! Use the vacuum to run over enemies, and use the extension wand to target their weak points! AIM FOR THE EYES!

Vacuum ChamberWhile this weapon may be a pain to wield, you can lock your foes inside of it to ensure their slow and excruciating deaths! Great for players with a sadistic streak.

Sure, Anon!

I’d say that the Prince would probably win.

An Heir of Rage would be formidable, as they inherit and are protected by Rage. They would be able to become the embodiment of fear and negativity. However, while the fear would definitely mess with the Prince’s head, a Prince of Time is a destroyer of time itself, making them one of the most dangerous godtiers. If they could work past the fear, they would be able to make the Heir age faster, causing them to rot. They might even be able to destroy the Heir’s future. Also, time clones.

Ooh, this is the first land request I’ve gotten! How about this?

Land of Glow and Roses (LOGAR)

Okay! Let’s see what we’ve got here….

Mind is the aspect of logic, reason, thoughts, and unbiased decisions. Mages experience their aspect and suffer from it. 

Personality

The Mage of Mind would be plagued by mind in some way. This could mean many things. They could be plagued by their own thoughts, or they could have experienced a great injustice. They could be treated poorly or scorned for their unbiased and logical way of thinking, being seen as heartless. It’s possible that they genuinely are heartless, they could be sociopaths. They might also be treated like a know-it-all because of their intellect. They might be too logical and have trouble understanding emotions because of it. There’s a good chance that they are an outcast, or that they at least have trouble connecting to others. On the bright side, the Mage of Mind would probably be very intelligent, or they would at least be good at understanding and deceiving others. They would be able to read you like a book. Don’t even bother trying to lie to them, they’ll know.

Powers

Alrighty, one Prince of Time coming up!

Time is the aspect of endings, inevitability, destruction, and patience. Princes destroy their aspect or destroy with their aspect.

Personality

A Prince of Time would act more like the inverse of their aspect, so they would act like a Space player. They would likely be very creative individuals who hate the idea of things being predetermined. They might even have a sort of motherly side to them. However, as a Prince, they would be very stubborn and probably negative. They might also be a bit narcissistic, and it’s likely that they are very impatient. It’s possible that they even destroy the patience of other people, even without trying to. Sadly, because of these things people may have a hard time getting to know them. I see them as busybodies, always rushing around and trying to find ways to kill time. A Prince of Time would be a destroyer of time, after all. A Prince’s job is to trim the excess of their aspect from their session, so their session would likely have too much time, in some way. The Prince may have to find ways to waste this time, or perhaps they have to stop the destruction of something or someone. They might even have to face one of those dramatic ‘change your fate’ situations that you see in movies or read in books.

Powers

Sure thing!

Heart represents the soul, self, passion, and emotion. Witches manipulate their aspect or with their aspect.

Personality

A Witch of Heart would be a very confident and optimistic. They would also be very empathetic, as most Heart players are. It’s possible that they would even be able to empathize with an enemy. The funny thing here is that Witches tend to have no problem with telling people off or voicing their opinions, and the Witch of Heart would believe in their opinions passionately, so I’m picturing them being a person who gets really fired up over an argument but who just ends up compassionately yelling. I’m just imagining the moral support, now. “YOU’RE A LOVELY PERSON, YOU DIMWIT!” Not sure how accurate that is, but it’s certainly amusing. As a Witch, they would rebel against their aspect, in some way. Most likely they would rebel against their impulses, refusing to be led by their feelings alone. The Witch’s challenge is to stay on the moral path and to use their powers for good. Speaking of powers, let’s get to those.

Powers

Ooh, this is a fun one!

Alright, cutting to the chase, the Witch would win, hands down.

The first thing that I’m noticing is that there are two extremely active classes here and one passive. That being said, the Seer probably wouldn’t last all that long, especially since the Seer’s greatest advantage is strategy, which probably wouldn’t be enough to deal with the raw power of the other two.

As for the Prince, a Prince of Void would be a destroyer of nothingness and secrets. (The ‘ness’ after the word nothing makes all the difference, here. If you forget about it, then suddenly the Prince becomes a destroyer of nothing). As a Prince, they would likely be a pretty powerful fighter. I bet they would be good at blackmailing people too, as a Prince of Void.

However, I highly doubt that the Prince would be able to stand up to the Witch, who would be truly terrifying. A Witch of Heart would essentially be a puppet master. They would have the ability to manipulate the souls of the other two, messing with their emotions, thus impacting how well the two would fight. They would be able to indirectly control the Prince and Seer this way, possibly even convincing one of them to their side so that they could team up on the other.