Abyssal

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

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I’m turning the delivery of the “you wouldn’t lie to me— you never lie to me, do you” line from the threshold trailer over in my head. “Hey John I think you’re not telling me where the pen I’m looking for is, remember when you made a deal with the crawling chaos and lied to me about it? Remember when you tried to trick me into committing murder? This is the same thing.” Arthur “petty bitch until I die for real this time” Lester I love you dearly.

man. Kayne really saw John build a temple out of Arthur’s bones and was like “FUCK why didn’t I think of that goddamnit, hang on I need to copy that” and made his own Ode to Arthur’s Body Parts to try and compete, what an absolutely wild way to fight over the boy you both like

Not gonna lie, but if I was Arthur when John said "I'm a friend" I would've threatened to kill him

‘Malevolent is queerbait because Arthur and John are just friends after all their love confessions’ maybe for your little pea brain, but my massive, hulking cranium can house both the appreciation of their deep platonic relationship and draw fanart of them making out