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"this is what you've always wanted from me, isnt it, bambi?" being dropped in the middle of all that, so easily glossed over, is wild work. how long has ruben known that niall wanted to fuck him? because i dont even think niall knows that

no one knows that an episode of tv just happened to me

wondering what kind of commentary on masculinity richard gadd will have meant when the police break down the barn doors to find ruben mounting niall like a dog with his kilt pulled up and his boxers pulled to the side and it's full on real 8k penetration only spit no lube no condoms with a tasteful zoom

they're putting NIALL KENNEDY through these impossible moral dilemmas like what if everyone pressured you to LIE in court so your BROTHER who is not even really your brother doesn't get 10 years in prison so you must say the guy you LIKED during freshers week and almost HOOKED UP with GROPED your brother who BEAT HIM UP so bad he was in a COMA for 6 months and got PERMANENTLY disfigured by the incident and you have to do that because your MUMS GIRLFRIEND has CANCER

why is watching an episode of half man like running a fucking marathon. im 20 mins in and im fucking exhausted. there is this perpetual anticipatory terror of Something (masculinity reasserting itself, shattering the peace created in its gaps and cracks) and that tension never lets up. its like a really well constructed horror film in that way.

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

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