FiveFish

Okay, I have to admit, I'm pretty disappointed. I'm more or less okay with us not getting the past DM that was to be expected, it's material from The Queen of the Damned and here we're dealing with The Vampire Lestat. But the fact that Lestat refuses to remember Armand and we didn't get the promised Gremlin either in the flashbacks or in the current timeline that's just sad. No, playing around with a severed head and casting Power Word Kill a couple of times doesn't count. No first meeting, no Paris, no trial, nothing.

What do you mean the seventh episode already got leaked? I won't even be able to scroll through Tumblr at work now. And I was planning on drawing and playing The Mermaid Mask tonight, what the hell.

Imagine the end of episode six, except Claudia is screaming, "For fuck's sake, don't send both of them to me!"

Well, it's sad that there's only one episode left, but at least it's two hours long.

Oh, Armand now could unironically pull off the move "I don't have a last name, can I take yours? 🟠_🟠"

I keep hearing people were shocked that Daniel "betrayed" Louis and sided with Armand. Seriously? Forget about DM for a moment, he doesn't even remember that yet. Put yourself in his shoes: you're painfully alone, your only friend is just as terrible a friend as you are, and then this gorgeous (and slightly unhinged) angel comes along and goes, "I love you, I'll teach you magic, let's save the world". You'd fold like wet paper too.

I'm sure there's fanfic on AO3 where Lex sleeps with Ultraman and gets pregnant with Conner the old-fashioned way, because super-powered Kryptonian sperm isn't picky about the host's gender. The whole "test-tube DNA mixing" thing was just a cover story he came up with later.