im depressed now

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

PROPAGANDA:

[Victor]

"If he wanted to create life so bad then he should've bit the bullet and done it the way God intended. Also getting laid might've fixed some of the shit that was wrong with him.

If Mary Shelley was aware of mpreg, I think she'd agree with me.

Make the pregnancy symbolism literal."

"He's already created one son, now he can birth one from his own body and be just as shitty a parent to it."

"I mean, he's basically canonically a dead beat dad to the Creature already. It makes sense that he'd carry them in some versions of the story. Plus he'd have more good reasons to take care of himself this way."

"Victor's already a dad and he's horrible at it. Make him try again. Get him pregnant so he actually earns the postpartum he has. He would totally hate it and see it as an affront to God, but he's already familiar with affronts to God. Also I want to be the one to knock him up, but that's besides the point."

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"