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The Stranger Things cast when season 5 premieres:

When I accidentally hit myself with the pole at work:

I want to live in a world where all the proposed sequels to movies were made. Not the hypotheticals. The ones where there were planned sequels. Announced sequels. The ones we were supposed to expect that were never made.

Horror story in five words:

Remember the days when you were a child and you wanted your mom to take you to the store to get some Pokémon cards…

We need more modern horror franchises using “Curse” or “Final” in their titles (not including Final Destination). We haven’t had enough of those since the rise of what the kids call “elevated horror.”