J U N E B U G

A perfect newborn leafcutter ant was recently born at a zoo but nobody cared because it wasn't a piece of shit hippo

Backshots...? No, I could never strike my enemy whilst he isn't looking. It would be most dishonorable

WRONG thats a big wii game for the big wii

I heard a commotion of buzzing in the long grass, so I went in there in my pajamas because I thought it might be a wasp attacking something (cool), but it was just a bottlefly getting upset because there was a sticky seed on his wing

of course I peeled it off for him, he's my neighbor

Sharing this again for anyone who could use a few seconds of peace and light today for whatever reason.

Apologies for Ten Whole Hours without posting... I habe been shlornking my Limp Member without successful Muppgasm (muppet orgasm)... Grrr, this is frustrating! Maybe if I continue for a full 24 hours I will regain my spiritual and sexual connection with Muppet Hole and then once again Become Whole. Thank goodness I am unemployed or I would not be able to spend so much time on such fruitful endeavors!