#sleepyposting

im at the warmsleepy. im at the safecosy. im at the combination warmsleepy safecosy

Shit man, this sleepy war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "goodnight sweet prince" or something like that, and every one around him got tucked in with a warm glass of milk and then told a bedtime story. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is using honk and level 2 mimimi. I think I just heard "power word: sweet dreams" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here

Lazy? I was lazy once. They laid me on a bed. A comfy bed. A comfy bed with pillows. The pillows made me lazy.

party game where a group of girls dose me with a bunch of melatonin and then take turns cuddling me until i fall asleep and the girl whose arms i pass out in gets to do whatever they want to me. they're saying this is going to be the next big thing

You've heard of getting heebie jeebies,now get ready for : this gives me the eepy sleepies