Jesus FUCK it's hot out. It's so hot I, a fortysormthing adult male, walked through some sprinklers. It's so hot out I stayed in a Walgreens waiting for the bus. It's so hot out the local pizza place turned their ovens off.
It's so hot out I considered joining a REVOLUTIONARY ORGANIZATION TARGETING THE GOVERNMENT TO REDUCE GREENHOUSE GASES BOILING THE PLANET ALIVE LIKE what here's a funny meme about stoplights melting.
Jesus fuck.
I have lived in Austin, Texas and Tucson, Arizona but I currently exist in fucking CHICAGO ILLINOIS THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
Fun fact — The Midwest in general and Chicago in particular is not supposed to be the same temperature as pretty much anywhere in Texas. Those poor Midwesterners are experts in cold not heat.
Those 103 temperatures are heading towards Philly in a couple days so you have my sympathies @copperbadge




















