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as a child i thought it'd be important to establish secret code phrases with everyone i knew, in the event that i had to quickly distinguish them from their evil identical twin. like if they're standing side by side both going "no I'M the real one!" and i have to decide which one to shoot. i'd just be like "oh yeah? what's the password!" and the impostor would go "ummm uhhhh" and my real friend would go "frog ball nine thousand" and i'd fucking blast the other guy away. needless to say this has saved me countless times

i’m almost bummed that the queen of england didn’t die in like 2014 bc i would’ve love so see some teenagers drawing some doctor who or sherlock characters mourning the queen or some shit- it would’ve been funny as hell

why’s it called doggy style when literally every type of animal fucks that way

locust style

the very concept of a “work life balance“ is such a slap in the face considering how many workers are expected to deal with ridiculous commutes, having to remain professional even off the clock because they represent a company, being called in for a shift at a moments notice and having to drop everything or they’re fired, doing unpaid overtime etc etc. capitalism has never given the working class the supposed luxury of true free time or a personal life divorced of the working environment and no amount of encouraging people to organise their time better is going to make up for that

sadly e3 been cancelled cos a baby ant walked on stage and slammed everyone into the floor head first… 

love to purchase items but at what cost

Archeologists In Egipt Find The Extremely Rare Pussy Bone

Guys who say uwaaa and girls who say tch.