do you remember

Noa: All of them, why not? Why discriminate? Then we can say we're the best when we beat them all 💪

Noa: Dude, dude, dude

Noa: We should go to the bar

Noa: And find the biggest dudes we can find

Noa: And challenge them to an arm wrestling match!

Either peace on earth or the tastiest sandwich ever that was physically impossible to finish!

Rachel: He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.

Rachel: I don't know why everyone looked so scared when I said yes! I know that whistle blowing's another word for third base in sexy baseball but I trust him, I knew he wasn't asking me to do THAT!

Mal: Don’t worry, if we end up getting chased by a murderer, we’ll just split up. Whoever he runs after, sucks for them. That means you’ve got like, at least a 50% chance of survival if you come camping.

Mary Kate: Your head is too far up your ass.

Mary Kate: If you're going to try to photoshop yourself to look like the human centipede, I feel like you have to see more of your face to really get the full effect?

Marco: That's a great idea! It's too bad that I already deleted it? My eyes were getting sleepy looking at the screen for too long, I Just had to close it all down.

Harper: Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever 😊

Marco: That sounds so good! Just remember not to scarf down all the Oreos with super-cheetah speed, that's a fast way to get a sore tummy and that makes eating way less fun.

Robbie: You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy.

Robbie: What a rookie move, bro. Haven't you ever tried shitting in a sink?

Marco: Oh, yeah! I did try that once but I kind of slipped and chipped my tooth on the edge of the porcelain sink and so Cassie said I'm never allowed to do that again! And I can't disappoint Cassie, she has eyes like a baby puppy!

Freddie: I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day?

Blake: we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”

Blake: MARCO, CONTROL YOUR BOY! I love Cheetos as much as the next guy but I don't need Robbie in my room at 3 am!!! MK's already seen me naked, I don't need to bless ANOTHER Hood's eyes!!!

Marco: Awwww! You have to admit, that's sweet of him!

Of course I think they’re awesome! Why would I like or have liked somebody who I didn’t think was awesome? I mean, @marykatehood is one of my top  favorite people to this day and always will be, and same with @camille-kluck -- I had a thing for her in grade school but that still counts, right? And also @harperofsherwood, whoops -- sorry, all of the Sherwood people are too loveable! And @marley-yao is obviously an adorable human being, who wouldn’t like her? @maisy-macguffin is so cool, and @mackennadunbroch is way too smart and gay for me but that didn’t stop me from crushing hard once upon a time, and @cassidystabbington is way talented and beautiful but that crush ended when I accidentally called her Cass. @annefitzherbert is so intimidating but I think that’s really cool of her. @mayariverax is beautiful and talented and wonderful and makes me smile. And @fredcilier is amazing. I love trying to impress her with my abs and my friendship and if it makes her happy, that’s more than good enough for me.

I don’t know if I could leave forever! Sherwood is in my heart, and home is where the heart is, so even if I travel or stay away for a while, it’s kind of like I’d be taking part of Sherwood with me!

Are cruise ships looking for violin players? Because that could be a lot of fun! I love cruises ships and I love playing music, it could be a cool way to travel the world.

I don’t think we should say any numbers are better than any others! They all do the best they can, even the imaginary ones.

Auratube is so fun, I watch all the time! My favorite Auratuber is @robbshood and his food videos because he’s my best friend and I love everything he does, but there’s tons of great ones! Like everything @jungleboyblake posts.

@cassieadale: I’m starting with my baby sisters! How I feel about Cassie is pretty easy; I love her to pieces, I think it’s cool how much she cares about the animals of the forest, and I wish I could take away her sad sometimes because she’s sad so much and I’m not, so I could handle it!

@racheladale: My other baby sister is Rachel and she’s probably the cutest human being who’s ever existed! She’s really good at so many different kinds of things, like sports and pudding and making friends and wearing costumes, and she’s one of my favorite people.

@robbshood: One of my other favorite people is definitely Robb! Robbie has my whole heart for being a dope, fun, handsome, hilarious man. Like seriously, he’s always a great time, and I’m his number one fan, no matter what he’s doing. I love him way too much, oops!

@marykatehood: I feel like I’m saying all these people are some of my favorite people but they are! Mary Kate is amazing! I’ve always thought so, so much so that sometimes I got confused about how much I loved her, but I’m just glad to have such a kick-butt person as a buddy!

@jojohood: Jojo is a fun one! The Hoods are a cool family overall, from the parents to each of the kids, Jojo included!

@camille-kluck: She’s a woman with a mission and always has been, even since we were kids, and it’s been just awesome to watch her grow up all badass and confident! I stan Camille Kluck, 100%.

@harperofsherwood: Harper is so incredible, I can’t! She’s so good with everything she does; have you seen her with flowers? And she’s always so sweet and happy and cute and tiny, SO teeny tiny! I could probably lift her with one arm.

@willofnottingham: He’s kind of like a big brother even though we’re around the same age. I don’t know, Will has always felt old! Which is a total compliment, every friend group needs a dad! And he’s a great one.

@nottingblair: I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to count Blair but she IS a Nottingham family member even if she didn’t grow up with the rest of us but she seems really, really cool! And her face is so neat, I’m a big fan. And her eyes! They’re HUGE!