May 6, 2021
text 💬 andykate
Mary Kate: My mouth tastes like poor choices.
Mary Kate: I know they were sold out of better wines at the gas station but WE'RE TOO GOOD FOR BOXED WINE, WE'RE REAL ADULTS NOW.
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text 💬 andykate
Mary Kate: My mouth tastes like poor choices.
Mary Kate: I know they were sold out of better wines at the gas station but WE'RE TOO GOOD FOR BOXED WINE, WE'RE REAL ADULTS NOW.
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text 💬 randy
Robbie: I told you I’d ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.
text 💬 blandy
Blake: "I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don’t have to wear a bra with my dress"??????????????
Blake: ANDY, WHERE THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT MY STUFF IF I CAN'T USE YOUR BRA AS A PURSE??? I FEEL SO BETRAYED BY YOUR WORDS!
text 💬 andlicia
Alicia: so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Alicia: Now I kind of just want to get a pet hedgehog? And put a pinecone in its cage and see if they actually look alike for real?
Text 📲 Andy|Cooper
Coop: Quick! Andy's coming!
Coop: *drops to the floor*
Coop: Okay, so you can get the speech out of the way now. I'm sorry I literally dropped off the face of the Earth for six months and didn't answer texts, calls or confirm my existence. I just needed a break away from everything.
Coop: BUT.... now my wonderful face is back.
Coop: I have the whole morning off. Can I treat you to brunch? I'm in the Northwest District if you're cool w/that? Gotta be for a scene call at 1pm.
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text 💬 andykate
Mary Kate: Do you think Fairy Godmother's ever been to like a REAL party? It almost makes me want to abduct her and see what she'd be like.
text 💬 handy
Hemi: Which do you think would hurt more, water spouting out of your ears or water spouting out of your eyeballs?
Hemi: Wait, that just sounds like crying. I mean like, water gun level water. Maybe even HOSE level!
text 💬 blandy
Blake: Do you think Will's advisors are ever gonna stop looking at me funny for calling him 'dude' and 'babe' in the same sentence?