#dash:noa

Yeah, yeah, point taken. But, you know, it’s been a while since I’ve thought about that kinda thing, is all.

Wow, look at you being all sweet and good boyfriend-y. Although for the record, it’s not like the most off the table thing in the world. I’m not boring.

I mean, I’d rather have fake hives than a fake STI, which I apparently gave myself one of those too? I really don’t get it.

Wow, you must have been really boring after I left if this is the best b.s. the kingdom’s coming up with about you. Do better next time, Atua. I thought you were supposed to be Mr. Life of the Party. 

That betta fish I was rehabilitating that got into too many fights is finally ready to be set free! What do you think, should I let him loose in the Enchanted Lake, or find him somewhere a little less touristy to call his new home? 

HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME LUCKY?

@ariliki​ and I are delightful, they’re paying you some seriously high  praise!

Yeah, sure, okay. Because I’m that pathetic I sent my name twice to see what you think of me. Newsflash, Hood. All of Auradon knows you’re in love with me. But nice try at making it look like me who’s the pining sap.

Wow, sounds so accurate, I’m just falling at your feet here. Are you trying to call me a pining sap? Because I’m not pining for anybody, especially not you. In fact, ask Will, I had tons of fun while I’ve been away for almost a month. And what have you been doing that’s so great, Piney? I’m all ears.