something softer

he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.

Sometimes as a woman it’s important for you to wake up late and be alone in the house on a cloudy cold day with your feelings.

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

It's so fucking unfair that Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, and Robert Pattinson have never been in a movie together where they all play the part of dirty little gremlin man that must go on a grand quest of some kind in which they spent the entire film arguing, lighting each other on fire, inexplicably dressing in drag to sneak into locations that welcome both men and women, and singing old sea shanties.

#my brain deciding what information to retain

i never left this website but in like a hotel california kind of way

excuse me papa i must go for my postmodern malaise walk

leftist antisemites are really everywhere on this hellsite making & reblogging their posts like “the Jews have too much power and privilege and actually their very recent genocide was not that bad compared to what my group experiences and antisemitism doesn’t even exist in my country and especially not in liberal spaces”