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writing fanfiction is wild because sometimes you wonder if you character can tread water with their hands and feet tied for a one-off joke and learn that some guy for like 50 years made a technique called drownproofing a graduation requirement for georgia tech from 1936 to 1988 where you indefinitely keep your lung capacity as full as possible to float without much physical exertion

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

tomorrow i may eat some sauerkraut. keep this in mind

“i asked chat gpt-” yeah well i asked the yellow wallpaper and it said she wanted out. needed out. i push and she shook, i shook and she pulled.