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The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

video game secret: there's clever wordplay hidden in the title of the game "nintendogs". the word "dogs" is cleverly added on to the name "nintendo" to form the word "nintendogs". this is actually a reference to the concept of "puppies"

every lyric annotation on Genius reads like this

Knowing about the monstrosity that is the US Empire allows you to see many kinds of horrors in daily life that can never be overlooked, but one of the most mundane yet weird ones is scrolling through feeds and seeing art of a character in a US-flag themed shirt or bikini or whatever. It really is like the equivalent of getting jumpscared by art of someone on a vacation or at the beach strolling around with an SS armband or an Iron Cross while everyone acts like this is normal. Abolish and purge all US related imagery, iconography and merchandise from public life asap!

The whole 23 minutes is here.

[ID: A painting of an owl made of melting wax sitting on a bare branch at dusk. It’s eyes are hollow, but glow with the light from a candle flame within its head. /end ID]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

ok you all managed to outvote my wife (who voted for #1). she obviously sees the goofiest softest side of me lol

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them