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*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.

Also man its like. If ur any of the eight teams besides Vancouver and Seattle. How do you even prepare for the draft. There’s a huge difference between picking third and picking seventh. Knowing where they were picking could have also impacted who they protected (probably not majorly but still.)

I think about Toronto especially bc like. I think 99% of us predicted that the four eliminated teams would pick the first four. There was even some language on the website with the gold plan implying that! And the debate was if the expansion teams would pick 5-8 or 8-12. It felt like Toronto would be able to grab janecke in the draft, which may have affected which free agents they talked to and who they protected and which free agents they may have tried to sign in the expansion progress. They’ll still have a shot at Nieminen, but even that’s more uncertain. Obvs gms shouldn’t go off assumptions but also. It was a reasonable assumption

I still haven’t gotten over how crazy it was that they announced it be a contact league the literal day games began. I know players wanted contact and that’s fine but they really just dropped it in there with no training or anything

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

The sign many left wingers have subconsciously accepted moving right on covid and embraced lowering public health standards is when people seem to think “masks should be mandatory in healthcare settings /airplanes “ is somehow a radical position to take in an ongoing pandemic