i teach my fingers hope like a cheap carnival trick

"i can fix him" ok well i will try to make him realize how loved and cherished he is outside of the narrative he created for himself

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

It has come to my attention that I forgot about dead

would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

forgive and forget? no. resent and remember #mygrudge

pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved

"Good girl" is nice and all, but someone just told me "you serve me well" and I felt neurons fire I didn't even know I had

"Would you still love me if I-" I would still love you if we reincarnated a million times and you killed me in each and every one of them. And I would be grateful that your face is the last thing I get to see before I die in every lifetime. Next.

i don't think it necessarily has to mean anything that i always have to change my panties after our duels

sorry 4 cumming from saying that I love you over and over again

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because who am i if i don‘t give my entire heart everytime?

death glare is my favorite way to flirt

basically if you’re a man one of the most classic things you can do is come in your pants