i teach my fingers hope like a cheap carnival trick

doing a lot of hardblocking of strangers for shit my friends regularly force me to put up with today (beatles rpf, liking hazbin hotel)

my first flight’s takeoff and arrival both got delayed such that i have five (5) minutes to make my connection

if i fail the punishment is six hours in laguardia

i have narrowly escaped a terrible fate (laguardia airport)

when god closes a door i lock it

murakami (or any translated-to-english-from-the-original-japanese-by-a-guy-with-an-english-name work) drinking game: take a shot for an aimless, hapless male protagonist who is consistently yet politely bewildered at the world around him. take a shot every time something is randomly italicized. take a shot every time someone says "that's why". take a shot every time something is randomly put in quotations. take a shot every time someone reiterates what they've already said, take two shots if the conversation partner reiterates what's already been said with "correct?" or "is that right?" or something of the like at the end. take a shot every time someone says "of course." take a shot every time breasts are mentioned, take two shots if the breasts are underage, take three shots if the breast mention is entirely unnecessary. take a shot every time world war ii is mentioned. take a shot every time someone "spreads their hands" in some way. take a shot every time there is a descriptive fragmented sentence. take a shot every time someone says "ah". take a shot every time "at any rate" appears in the text. take a shot anytime incestuous undertones appear

"am i being too much" are you aware i'd unzip my skin and make room for you in there

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something