i teach my fingers hope like a cheap carnival trick

I don't fucking want it then?

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

whats going on with mycareer

happy winter solstice

started laughing in the kitchen because ive been having really nightmarish chronic pain, feeling like i was being attacked and what i was doing was getting apple juice. thank you for the very important signals nervous system.

wouldn't want to let my guard down around apple juice.

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

when I heart someone's reply there should be a little pop-up that says it was me specifically and also their phone should emit one perfect strum of a beautiful harp

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

there’s so much beauty in the world.

abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them

Game companies hate emulation, but none of them seem to understand that a lot of us would just buy ROMs from them directly if we could. I don't want a fifth remake of Final Fantasy IV, I want to pay five bucks for the 3MB file you already made bank with thirty years ago. Nobody who wants to play something for the purpose of retro gaming is going to consider a $40 remake as the alternative option, and we're certainly not going to let the original dissappear. They're crying about opportunity cost for a product they're not even selling.

#there is so much abandonware just...out there being used and carefully maintained#because nothing quite replicates the functionality

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks