i teach my fingers hope like a cheap carnival trick

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

at some point in your life you are going to do or say something racist, sexist, or otherwise bigoted. Your goal is not perfection, your goal is to be the kind of person that the people you've hurt feel safe being honest with when that happens.

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

princess, please conserve your ammunition

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

I don't fucking want it then?

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

whats going on with mycareer

happy winter solstice