julietslabyrinth

Wishlist

ugly creeps keep DMing me on my alt and i genuinely wonder where they get the audacity im just so baffled, anyways no man on this site is normal so just beware

their stupid selfies always take me out though like why did you think i’d be into you from that 😭😭 or even worse when they send you another type of pic, not attractive enough to be preying on young girls

Knighted by the Goblin King himself, Sir Didymus is the guardian of the bridge that leads out of the Bog of Eternal Stench, Without his permission, no one may cross. He enjoys being challenged by those wishing to cross the bridge, as not many travellers pass his way, and few are prepared to test his knightly skills. though diminutive, he is used to commanding and to being obeyed. What he lacks in height, he makes up for with his towering spirit, and shril voice, Sir Didymas is no coward, he shall fight anyone, anywhere, anyplace, anytime! If the enemy surrenders their weapons however, he'll see that they are well-treated. He is very knowledgeable about the Labyrinth, and can be an invaluable asset when trying to solve the Labyrinth and find the castle.

He is typically found in the company of his loyal steed, Ambrosious.

Standing only two-and-a-half-feet tall, he possesses a significant Napoleon Complex, Which means that despite his small stature, he is willing to conquer the tallest mountains, or monsters.

Rumor has it that his eye-patch is just for slow, although when asked about it, he weaves a thrilling tale of a damsel in distress and a close encounter with a Nipper.

He lives by his sense of smell, and finds the Bog both sweet and fragrant.

It is a little known fact that Sir Didymus is the 7-time national Labyrinth Scrabble Champion, Although, this feat seems a bit less impressive when you consider the fact that 99% of the Labyrinth's inhabitants are illiterate.

Lucy the Valiant, Queen of Narnia, fair and beloved, ruled with courage and compassion.

She brought peace and joy to the land, showing mercy to the weak and justice to the oppressed.

With a kind heart and a wise spirit, she was a steadfast defender of her people and a beacon of hope in times of darkness.

O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek.

- Romeo and Juliet