we’re gonna cheat!!

women’s wrestling will fix you btw

mercedes enters the ring like “i have never lost a match i’m not scared” and then dies 1000 times every match and then she wins and she’s like “i never had a doubt and i wasn’t scared” and i love her

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I need to see Jake Doyle **** speedball in **** and ***** him on his **** like a ********** while speedball ***** and **** him *** ** ****

Jake Doyle ***** his *** *** **** on speedball’s ***** and ****** and he ******

Juice Robinson removing his sunglasses to reveal eyeglasses may be peak wrestling

tony schiavone is canonically hundreds of years old