beware the ides of march

oh gaius julius you have to stop. your dictator too perpetuo. your head too bald. your girt too ill. they'll kill you gaius julius.

she bona on my dea until caesar’s wife must be above suspicion

the most heartbreaking part of Caesar's assassination is that he had thought that Brutus was arranging a no loads refused public cumdump event for him

its never cicerover.......my consulship for a kiss upon his shoulder......

oh lover....you shouldve gone to greece....

*walks up to a same sex couple* so which of you is the hellenist and which is the latinist?

HOT senators at your location want to HOMOEROTICALLY MURDER YOU!

roman senator pussy got me acting impudicus et imprudenter

aristophanes first pioneered the idea of political lesbianism in his seminal work lysistrata

that tweet that's like "i love when it gets busy at starbucks and the gay baristas get mean" but the gay baristas are marcus tullius cicero and starbucks is the dying roman republic

PUNIC WARS THREE

the first triumvirate was a real diversity win if you think about it

sorry for not elaborating on this one. i meant because caesar was neurodivergent (bald) and the other two were probably some flavour of lesbian