what the fuck

being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

idk might fuck around and skitter into a cave to never be seen again

This has Massive Bollocking from Mam and possibly Granny written all over it

“In a very serious and real ceremony”

Technology, man. We’ve managed to streamline the process of heartbreak from 5 days to 14 minutes.

the freaking strugle

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business 

“The privatisation of stress has been normalised. The fact that young people are depressed, who gives a shit. See, this is the idea, young people are depressed, well that’s just part of life. It wasn’t part of life. It was not part of life. The increase of depression among young people is shocking and that ought to be the biggest possible indicator of condemnation of the world in which we now live in. It wasn’t normal for young people to be depressed in the 70s, let’s say. (…) You have been deprived of things and the things that you have been deprived of are being sold to you as benefits, as a great new world, you’ve got all this stuff, you’ve got all this capacity to do things, it just isn’t like that.” — Mark Fisher