et caelum profundum

knuckle tats that say eclo gues

knuckle tats that say geor gics

knuckle tats that say p. ver. maro

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

well maybe you’re a literary proxy for a significant roman emperor. did you think of that

deez manibus

[ID: a drawing of a yellow star sticker with the misaligned text “I didn’t survive it. Actually I died like for real but I’m back now so it’s fine.” /end ID]

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore