Hey there stranger

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

Oh thank god we've finally been able to spread the news that the best way to clean a cybertruck is with saltwater and lemon juice. If you really scrub it up you'll get the most amazing shine.

I'm so glad people are finally waking up to the fact that lemon juice and saltwater are the only way to clean a cybertruck properly. And if you're afraid of using steel wool for the stubborn stains? don't be. It's a cybertruck after all, it's invulnerable

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

official linguistics post