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Article for context: Monument to Human Chain Rescue Unveiled in Almaty
From the article above:
"The installation depicts a chain of people holding onto one another, symbolizing solidarity and mutual assistance. The hand of the final figure extends beyond the fence, allowing visitors to grasp it and symbolically take part in the rescue.
According to media reports, the identities of the individuals who took part in the rescue remain unknown."
the fact that the captions didn't translate gora pakoda is a crime!
gora means somthing along the lines of fair skinned, or outright white
pakoda or pakora is a fritter made with various vegtables in a gram flour batter and then fried
gora pakoda thus means white fritter and is often used as a term of andearment for white people or as mild, but friendly insult (depending on context)
White boy shocks tiktoker by cooking in perfect Indian.
I forgot Gustave Dore illustrated Don Quixote for a second. Now I'm imagining Quixote and Sancho exploring Dante's hell and its making me smile.
SANCHO PANZA: hang on a second. there's only one God, right? the Christian God?
DON QUIXOTE: quite so, Sancho, a fact to which even the most ignorant man can attest.
SANCHO PANZA: and we're in Hell. Christian Hell. which is why Saladin and Plato are here.
DON QUIXOTE: yes, for though Plato was a wise man indeed, and Saladin a paragon of eastern chivalry - so great a soldier and so virtuous a gentleman that even I must acknowledge him as my better, though I hope that some day I might yet surpass him - they were not of the faith, and thus could not be saved.
SANCHO PANZA: okay. so. why did that guy say he was damned for blaspheming against Zeus?
DON QUIXOTE: I
DON QUIXOTE: Well
DON QUIXOTE:
DON QUIXOTE:
DON QUIXOTE: Hm.
DON QUIXOTE:
DON QUIXOTE: That is to say, while I would gladly explain it, I fear that such intricacies are beyond your ken, Sancho.
I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.
Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.
#yes! cynicism reads as very juvenile to me#and yes prev often stemming from teen pain
Yeah, like I see black-pilled people on here and my default reaction isn't "oh, these must be world-weary old warriors who've lost their faith in humanity", it's "these people are in their 20s and need a hobby"

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We also figured outâthe hard wayâthat the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.
I love this in every way possible. What is it from? Where can I read more?
The pitfalls of experimental archaeology and puppies.
link to source:
âUnraveling the Linothorax Mystery, or how Linen Armor Came to Dominate our Lives.â
https://jhupress.wordpress.com/2013/04/24/unraveling-the-linothorax-mystery-or-how-linen-armor-came-to-dominate-our-lives/
holy shit read the article. itâs short but wild
We found that even more of a threat than rain was oneâs own sweat on a hot day. So, yes, it does need waterproofing, both inside and out. We did a number of experiments along those lines, and found that rubbing a block of beeswax over all sides of the armor provided nice waterproofing. It also makes the armor smell nice! When you wear it for a couple hours, your own body heat softens the glue a bit and makes it conform to your body shape, so it is much more comfortable to wear than rigid types of armor. Our reconstructions weighed about 10 poundsâabout one third the weight of bronze armor that would provide the same degree of protection.
Honey i gotta go to war⌠not to smell my bee armor or hang with the boys or anything no.. uhh we need to uh do war things?
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No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created
Went biking for the first time in years.
The warm sun (in the morning before it turns into a deadly laser) and the fresh wind on my skin (scented of hay and grass and unkempt countryside).
Feeling really fast but being slower than a car and actually *seeing* the roads you know.
Discovering a thing that might as well be gnome shrine near a church I never took the time to explore.
The reward of having breakfast at a bar on the other hill over. Getting to pet a cute puppy (TINY 5month old Chihuahua-thing).
Go biking more.
someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good
also let's take a moment to appreciate the picture of this man being arrested
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"So my bail conditions were, between my arrest and my trial, were that I wasn't allowed to carry eggs in public." host laughs "Yeah, I know, and so that is in itself like so absurd that it's like right" Host: "I gotta know, is there like a provision for if you're going home from the store? Or are you just, are you just egg-less?" "So the copper who was literally just like making this up at the station says like 'Ok, so your bail condition is: you're not allowed within 500 meters of the king; you're not allowed to carry eggs in public' and then he goes like 'ah actually, like, what 'appens if he wants to buy some eggs?' Ok, so they changed it so it's like, 'You're allowed to carry eggs as long as you're going home from the shops and you've got the receipt" host laughs "And I think, that was more viral than me actually doing it, you know what I mean like, people were like, that's Britain for you, have you got a license for those eggs"
-"The Man Who Egged King Charles", It Could Happen Here, May 18 2023
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the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain thatâs a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. thatâs not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.Â
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.Â
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
always reblog money snake
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if you're learning HTML for any reason, i can't recommend HTML for people highly enough. it's a fantastic introduction to HTML and CSS targeted towards beginners who aren't technically inclined, and it isn't patronizing towards the reader for that. it's a very relaxed and kind (but informative) resource that even i reference from time to time (and i consider myself pretty good with semantic HTML).
definitely check it out if you're interested in making a personal site, or working with HTML at all.
Scientists have developed a breakthrough âsuperfoodâ for honeybees by engineering yeast to produce the essential nutrients normally found in
TLDR- Modern agriculture pollen is low in nutrients, and there arenât enough wildflowers. Science has to develop vitamins to supplement the diets of agricultural bees. So plant some wildflowers for the wild bees near you.

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THATâS THE POINT
âI AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESSâ âoh hey sabrina.â
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought youâd grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,Â
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, youâd never run out of âyour sizeâ again
and you wouldnât have to work for it at all, and youâd never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I donât see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldnât kill me because everyone would know
Thatâs great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says âoh, yeah, thatâs just pete, he does this sometimes, donât worryâ
âBRB, gonna be a cat-sized dragon for a few hours. Might come home a foot taller with mood tattoos.â
âDonât antagonize the fae.â
âI AM the fae, Susan.â
Also, considerâ people will know itâs you, but it doesnât say theyâll know what you are. âSo is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?â âWe.. we donât know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they werenât the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didnât want to talk about it.â
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The Lord of the Rings takes place in a world thatâs analogous to Medieval England, and yet thereâs New World crops like potatoes and tobacco. Thatâs not actually a plot hole: Tolkien himself explains, in the prologue to Fellowship, that pipeweed has been brought from overseas by Numenorians, it follows that hobbits came by potatoes the same way.
But the Hobbit and the early chapters of Fellowship contain much more jarring and numerous anachronisms than post-Columbian-exchange plants. There are metaphors referring to gunpowder, guns, a train engine and express trains! There are commodities that are from the Old World, but were not widespread in Medieval Europe, such as coffee, tea and fireworks. Even silk might be a bit of a stretch. And then there are tons of things that could or technically did exist  in a medieval world, but we definitely associate them with later eras: top hats, public museums, clocks small enough to put on a mantelpiece, football, golf, mothballs, umbrellas, metal pens, water bottles instead of waterskins, Christmas crackers, and then thereâs the entire question of the hobbitsâ written culture. Paper appears widely available and cheap, not everyone is literate but there seems to be a large literate middle-class that owns multiple books, has long legal battles with paperwork involved, sends tons of letters, sends written party invitations, uses anachronistic pre-cut envelopes. Letters aren't carried by random servants, there's an official postal service and a post office: this all implies a level of literacy and written culture more typical of an Early Modern-ish setting. Or Regency? Or Victorian? But definitely super not Medieval.
Conclusion one: when Tolkien started writing The Hobbit he very much did not know where he would end up, which is thematically appropriate.
Conclusion two: Tolkien semi-intentionally wrote the Shire as low-tech but still very recognisably similar to modern England, so that the hobbits leaving its safety to enter an Actual Fantasy World would feel more relatable. (LOTR is a portal fantasy.)
Conclusion three: these are not the aspects of worldbuilding that actually matter, it is actually good that Tolkien is obsessed with mythology and linguistics and only sketches the rest of the worldbuilding out as far as it's necessary for the plot, no need to sweat the small stuff. You should only write about agriculture and taxation if you care about them as much as Tolkien cared about unhinged comparative linguistics.
Conclusion four: in a Watsonian sense, we can take on the conceit that Tolkien didn't write the books, only translated them from a real source, the Red Book of Westmarch. We may then proceed to blame any perceived inconsistencies on his translation.