your cosmic dream girl

i dont get parasocial except when i do and even then it's for a good reason

if anyone is mad at me its just cuteness aggression

okay judgemental free zone here because I’m genuinely curious: how much of supernatural have y'all ACTUALLY watched

Alien sexist 😔

leaving this on someones parked car after i ram into it

thinking about developing a social skill soon

I'm right where I want to be

Also hey you cut off the part where I support the Oregon Ducks. We just beat UW a few hours ago, sco Ducks!

Lmfaoooo this is hilarious

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

im on a seaweed diet. i see weed and i eat it

r u guys ok i haven't heard anyone say yeet in awhile

u guys used to love yeet...

*sighs* this bitch really IS empty

the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time

was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol