holtbrat

thank u hockey coven for my life

ilya:

don’t use a power play anymore just send out the regular lines

carly wears the other team’s jersey so he accidentally passes to the right team

put djoos and eller on the first power play unit to get as close as possible to a team of nicke clones

replace oshie with jakub vrana. he skates around the goal and the defenders in circles really fast to make them dizzy so they can’t block shots anymore

send out joe b and locker 

bring back mike green (i don’t think this will work but it couldn’t make it worse)

bring back michael latta (he doesn’t play on the PP he’s just there for moral support)

Braden Holtby: Nicky Gnome… we actually have you on our front doorstep, still. My son won’t let you leave. You’re a big part of our family and you always will be.

Brooks Orpik: I don’t know what I’d say to this guy. (chuckles)

John Carlson: Hey buddy. Thanks for passing it to me so much. Wouldn’t be where I am today without all those great passes. Thanks again, buddy. It’s almost gnome time on the front lawn, so. Good to see you.

Alex Ovechkin: You so cute, Nick. (laughs)

I’d like to put in a formal request for more close-ups of Michal Kempny’s hair