Why, an Autobiography

janeway: what do you have.

neelix: i found a little something called... cocaine :)

janeway, intrigued: TALAXIAN cocaine?

neelix: no, just regular earth cocaine. someone programmed the recipe into the replicator :)

seven: i have begun to test the efficacy of my Borg implants' ability to clear toxins from my system

emh, furious: and i suppose that explains why you replicated FIVE KILOS of COCAINE in MY SICKBAY?!

seven: i consumed it orally, as is customary with self administered human medications of the era

emh: you ATE a kilo. of cocaine

ok ill chill out nowIPROMISE

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

Ambush hunters

Part 3 of the comic

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

data and lal happy moments 🤍