sensualist extraordinaire

Hi tumblr i’ve been gone for a while but i am back and i will be writing cameron winter fanfiction

Me when i lie

women be looking at pictures of their childhood selves and trying to find a way back to them

it’s so fucking annoying that timothee chalamet is a good actor because the thing we should all be focusing on is how many people he gave chlamydia to. i have this image of kylie jenner lifting him over her head and throwing him into a volcano as a human sacrifice. they’re backlit by the heat and light of the lava and his silhouette looks almost like a praying mantis before he’s launched into the caldera, silently and with grim finality.

it's critical to have a handful of mutuals who are seemingly rereading the goldfinch in perpetuity

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books