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@jrpicks
the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"
letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen
ingredients: 1 grain of dust.
step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust
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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries
Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth
sprite can oil lamp
I was expecting this to burn through the paper towel wick after like 5 minutes but it was still goin strong after like half an hour I'm gonna save so much money from my monthly candles related expenses
as a strange aside, the vegetable oil has a acquired a savory metallic taste surprisingly similar to blood
girl u r ingesting aluminum
its been nearly a year now but I like how everyone in the notes assumed im just chugging vegetable oil
fun fact you cna do the same thing with leftover cooking grease but it burns super dirty
awesome I've always wanted my appartment to smell like burning lard
Man, this wizard city is neutral. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "hear me clap" or some similar shit, and everyone around him heard him clap. No one around him even cared that's how neutral it was. My ass is casting mildly interesting spells and level 2 ambivalence. I think I just heard "power word:nothing" two groups over. I don't feel any way in particular about leaving or staying.
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guessing game go, you might not know the exact species but you do know the general sort of thing involved here
the culprit:
gecko! the weird teeth are joins where the tail can break away cleanly when dropped 🦎
NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect
#girl halfway around the world: bweh! bweBWEH bweh! bwbwbwbwebwbwbwEH!!
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genuinely wheezing laughing at this description of dicken's awful pet with lead poisoning
important thing i forgot to mention: i looked this up bc adam read a thing about how dicken's pet was an inspiration for poe's "the raven" and we were like "well thats not true" but now that ive looked it up, i believe it
Yep! Dickens cited Grip as inspiration for the talking raven in his novel Barnaby Rudge, and Poe was one of its earliest critics (literary critic here being a career title, poe quite liked the work), and he spent time in his review discussing how raven could have been utilized to a stronger effect. Some time later, he used that concept in The Raven.
Dickens was distraught at Grip's passing and had him preserved. He currently resides in the US, in the Free Library of Philadelphia's rare books archive in Pennsylvania and can be visited with appointment.
@hydrofelicity Good stranger, pray do not hide this gem amongst the tags
should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*
i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself
Decided to finally visit my school's mental health clinic about my depression and they prescribed me a cathartic sword duel against this girl with pink hair. I asked if I'd need insurance to help pay for the sword and they said not to worry about it.
are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon
literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?
you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature
I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.
These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.
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I'm terrified of speaking to people in real life because one of them could say "I'm a chuckster!" and just hurtle me three hundred feet up in the air
you cannot say "hear me out" about 2B. you cannot possibly look me in the eyes and say there is any constructed paradigm in which 2B is not conventionally attractive. her ass alone holds hegemonic power over the ff14 glamour space
are we talking about the pencil ?
