all men must SERVE

🏹 princeofwinnerfell

i get mad pussy because women innately understand the raw eroticism of a man who follows the old way.

🪓 not-esgred

larp

🏹 princeofwinnerfell

HAGGARD BITCH

🦑 lordreaper

is it woke to love your daughter??? for context my son is gay 🙄

📚 rodriks-reads

“but nuncle you said you weren’t coming to the kingsmoot” bitch you knew i was going to show up someone has to keep the fucking minutes at this thing !

📚 rodriks-reads

i cannot overstate how dire the straits are here. i asked victarion what his policies on the forever wars would be and he told me that he thought he ate a forever war once.

🪓 not-esgred

bitches hate me for my exploitation of legal precedents!

🐟 trissy

we could be so beautiful

🪓 not-esgred

not exactly the time tris!

🏰 gwynmessharlaw

📚 rodriks-reads

in relation to?

🏰 gwynmessharlaw

MY RIGHTS

📚 rodriks-reads

ah.

🌊 damphair

no godless man shall sit the seastone chair

🏴‍☠️ crowseyes

🤪🤪🤪🤪

🌊 damphair

fuck

🏹 princeofwinnerfell

my father demeaned me by referring to me as another man’s “sweet daughter” and i got so hard it made me dizzy does this mean anything?????

🪓 not-esgred

my mother keeps asking me where my chud failure brother is and it’s like girl i don’t know off being gay somewhere !

🪓 not-esgred

she also asks about my other dead brothers and it’s easier to tell her every time that they’re still dead than it is to tell her about theon’s latest dumbfuck exploit. like yes mother he took winterfell 🫩🫩🫩🫩 no i don’t know why either 🫩🫩🫩

🪓 not-esgred

do you know how hard it is to find something more miserable than reminding your sundowning mother that two of her other children have been dead for a decade? genuinely my brother’s most impressive feat.

👻 urrigone

aborted uncle voice: i would’ve loved fingerdancing……… if i existed………..

🦾 iron-captin

ironborn will nvr surendr wee r chozen by thuh lord ask mye brutther he knoes al abowt it me im not so gud at thuh brayn stuff i just sayl gud

📚 rodriks-reads

raymun fossoway's hot new wife. i have decided he knows the baby can't be his but has elected not to care, because woke.

raymun & dunk hug!! he doesn't think it's dunk's fault!! that's an actual good friend.

daeron's loser ways and ugly wet kitten energy. a+ no comment.

daeron's 'no doubt we'll make a man out of him too' speech to dunk, gender is a cage thesis is well and alive. also i have been reading alice miller's for your own good this hits.

maekar being like 'he's my last son.' my dude. my faildad. all your sons are alive. all that dynastythinking rotted your brain. i'm gonna rotate you in my mind.

after a short delay, we are BACK with your favourite smash-or-pass fantasy polling series. today, we present:

that's right, THIS bozo.

points (i refuse to separate them into positives and negatives):

rich

blonde

swings a sword real good

pushes a child out of a window (see image)

deliberately an aggravating cunt on purpose

toxic co-dependent incestuous relationship with his sister that often is dubiously consenting but which led to the early downfall of the royal baratheon dynasty

such a deadbeat father that he refuses to even acknowledge that he is a father, who is somehow in the running for the 'worst parent of joffrey baratheon'

has the sick-as-fuck nickname 'kingslayer' which he HATES

because he did in fact, kill a king (nice) saving a city of several thousand people

mean to brienne (wants to smash)

has a hatefully flirtatious repartée with every tully on the page (wants to smash)

wants to smash ned stark, ozzy kettleblack, ilyn payne, and fucking moonboy for all i know

you CANNOT be saying shit like this when he feels the need to bring up his fingering skills along with the most character defining actions done by his right hand. he was in mourning for a reason

+ as per the only person he ever had sex with:

after a short delay, we are BACK with your favourite smash-or-pass fantasy polling series. today, we present:

that's right, THIS bozo.

points (i refuse to separate them into positives and negatives):

rich

blonde

swings a sword real good

pushes a child out of a window (see image)

deliberately an aggravating cunt on purpose

toxic co-dependent incestuous relationship with his sister that often is dubiously consenting but which led to the early downfall of the royal baratheon dynasty

such a deadbeat father that he refuses to even acknowledge that he is a father, who is somehow in the running for the 'worst parent of joffrey baratheon'

has the sick-as-fuck nickname 'kingslayer' which he HATES

because he did in fact, kill a king (nice) saving a city of several thousand people

mean to brienne (wants to smash)

has a hatefully flirtatious repartée with every tully on the page (wants to smash)

wants to smash ned stark, ozzy kettleblack, ilyn payne, and fucking moonboy for all i know