mr. booty ham sandwich

good morning today i am thinking about hollanov as dads teaching their little one sign language (more, milk, all done, etc.)... in time this evolves into a little "i'm better at learning sign language than you 😤" thing at home, except THAT also evolves into "Their On Ice Telepathy Thing Was Weird Enough But Now They've Frankensteined Russian, French, and American Sign Language into Something Truly Undecipherable For All The Rest of Us Poor Fucks"

this is largely brought to you by all those outsider pov posts of hr-verse fans seeing the two of them interact in any capacity and be like god how could we not see it!! they're fucking crazy about each other!! bc like they CAN get crazier!! they can be even more into each other!! the rest of the world falls away in the light of each other's presence!!

I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

I can't believe Katie Marovitch was such a bad DM that she made Brennan Lee Mulligan quit Dropout to make shoes for dolls. #drama #hotgoss

the recent game changer episode was whatever lies beyond a fever dream. glue peeled off Paul Robalino's body? Jordan expertly identifying their best friend's breast milk?? Katie dragon mastering??? Brennan escaping into the woods to bring historically accurate representation to american girl dolls footwear???? MARK MERCER????? hello

i only have this one beautiful life and im supposed to spend it applying for jobs

hey i. i think i just got a new job

HI I JUST GOT A NEW JOB 🎉🎉🎉🎉

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”