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my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Onko Veljeni Leijonamieli isekai?

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

a pool may be a tamed creature but all of the world's natural waters are a single interconnected elder god

Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

i like trees