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my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to

i like trees

[id: a photo of a hairless dumbo rat standing on a carpeted floor in front of a toy rainbow xylophone. The text under the photo says “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006” \end id]

Walking down 4th Street and a UFO pops up, zaps away your joint pain, you can't explain to anyone and just have to keep living your life

Dear hyper-advanced extraterrestrial life… please?

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[ID: art of the progress rainbow flag. The white, light pink and blue, brown, and black arrow stripes (which represents trans people, marginalized queer people of color, people with HIV/AIDS, and members of the community that have been lost) is replaced by the Tumblr disclaimer, “This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines.” END ID]