I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born
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I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

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everything french people do is not special. i bet rats in nyc cook the food all the time but nobody gives a shit cause they're not french.
its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you
oh artisanal. Wow that is bad kerning.
God fucking damn I open this shit app for the first time in a cool min and damn the disrespect. Your bitchass wouldnât have the freedom to write that bullshit if it wasnât for the people who served. Yeah the government does some fucked up shit, but miss me with the âall are badâ mentality. A lot of good people join for very good reasons. When people get out a little appreciation is nice to give them and fuck it is take the gratitude if it was offered. Shit that $3 off a taco will make a difference. Goddamn I hate this fucking life

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Throw the word metaphysical into a conversation
Just got back from my metaphysical my doctor says i got bad vibes
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Obi-Wan Kenobi lectured Anakin Skywalker about his weed habit in the drive through at a Del Taco and Anakin responded by saying, âDo you have any idea how much my life fucking sucks right now?â
This wasnât just a dream, it was your brain accessing deleted scenes from the Lucasfilm vaults
everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff
hey op real quick what the Actual fuck
Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

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I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SAY DRUMMERS AND BASSISTS DONT MATTER
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BEAUTIFUL BASS LINE?
EVER FELT A KICK DRUM IN YOUR CHEST?
100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself
1. We would miss you. 2. Itâs not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. Thereâs so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Donât let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once youâve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and wonât regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things youâve always wanted to do? What about the things youâve planned, but never got around to doing? You canât do them when youâre dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, thatâs still a reason to stay alive. 12. You wonât be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. Youâll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. Youâre preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. Youâre gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, youâll never hear their voice again⌠19. Youâll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, youâll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if itâs for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I donât even know you and I love you. 57. I donât even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You wonât be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOUâLL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and itâs up to you to find out what it is. 65. Youâve changed somebodyâs life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person thatâs perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebodyâs life. 70. If you end your life, youâre stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didnât exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, donât take anyoneâs shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesnât mean that everything is perfect. It means that youâve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something youâre proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didnât commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesnât seem so great right now, literally anything could happen
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if u see this please re blog. never scroll past this. you never know who may need to read this.
This Is some stuff that neeeeeeds to have a reblog
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Every time he said âmaâamâ you could tell he really was saying âbitchâ in his head and it meant so much to me
Just in case you forgot, she is the girl who wore a rifle around a college campus after a major school shooting.
Hi, Iâm a journalism student at Kent State University. Everyone here hates Kaitlin with a passion. She gives our university such a bad name. We do not claim her. She is the biggest coward I have ever encountered. I saw her on campus recently and I went up to her to ask her a question (because I am a journalist and thatâs what I do) and she could SEE the hatred in my eyes. I know this because she backed away in fear. She was like, âsorry I donât do thatâ and I was like, âJust one questionâ and she was literally backing away from me in fear like, âno, iâm sorryâ And let me just tell you, I have neverrrrr felt more powerful. I made this biotch shake in her fuckin yeehaw boots. Fuckin ramen noodle hair ass motherfucker. Okay Iâm done ranting lol sorry
For people wondering why she was ejected from a âpublicâ Bernie rally:
1. It wasnât actually a public event, it was a members-only event for the American Federation of Teachers in Lordstown, OH
2. She was sitting in the press section without a press pass
3. Itâs obvious she went in, knowing she would be ejected, with the intention of filming her removal and framing it as a breech of her rights.
4. I mean fuck even if that werenât the case sheâs been known to threaten people who disagree with her by asserting that she carries. I wouldnât be shocked if people would alert security after seeing her to report her assault weapon flaunting ass as a safety concern.
5. She keeps going on about how dare they call the event private because Bernie is a socialist that âdoesnât even believe in private propertyâ affirming she intended to also use this as an opportunity to spread inaccurate defenitions of democratic socialism and cry âhypocrisyâ where there is none.
6. Seriously, fuck her. She is an evil person.

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