Kim Namjoon Is Daddy Material

my life is missing a homoerotic scene where i come to an old castle seeking shelter from a storm- all helpless and shivering with a white blouse plastered to my body by the rain- only for the door to be opened by my mysterious vampire love interest holding a candle and saying “oh you poor thing…lets get you warmed up” and then i get railed.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

what breed of dog is that

titzu

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

The mood for today… and everyday honestly

I thought this said crabs, but honestly that works too.

Reblog if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs and crabs!

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

today we will eat at deodorant

I’m a fan and a stan! While female positivity is important we can NOT SLEEP ON THESE BOYS!!!! Boys you are loved!!!!

tfw you’re bisexual and admiring pretty girls but then you remember you’re also attracted to men and you’re like “that’s cool too” because men are fine as hell and there’s nothing wrong with your attraction to them

me af tbh

When your older siblings are 90’s kids and they reminisce abt something you only half-remember but still loved passionately

Discovering Kahoot and introducing to friends it like it’s an ancient craft

getting in fist fights over kahoot

Lowkey hating Alex/Selena Gómez because of that one episode in Hannah Montana where she appears and acts like a bitch to Miley and completely believing Alex was the same to Mikayla

ME TOO OMG also: Wizard 101 being on every commercial and crying because we weren’t 10 and up

older generations thinking you don’t know what vhs tapes are even though you grew up on them 💁

Almost every boy having a crush on Carly and Victorious from the ICarly and Victorious shows when they were young

Making sure you were on time to watch the Kids Choice Awards

CLUB PENGUIN AND TOONTOWN

Staying up late to watch COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG on BOOMERANG.

*cries* BOOMERANG

no running in the gd lobby

MONSTER HIGH AND EVER AFTER HIGH

Banning rainbow loom bracelets because they managed to be weapons

This is the last I’ll reblog but DAMN A LOT OF GOOD RESPONSES TODAY!!!!

Leap pads, flash game websites when you finish your work in computer lab, scholastic book fairs, lisa frank coloring books, hannah montana, kidz bop, minecraft song parodies, trading pokemon cards at recess

Okay THIS. MINECRAFT PARODIES YALL.

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u