I write because I have a very rich inner monologue. If I just mumbled the lines as they came to me aloud and in public, I'd look mentally unwell.
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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Kaledo Art

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Stranger Things

oozey mess
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz

Origami Around
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η₯ζ₯ / Permanent Vacation

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I write because I have a very rich inner monologue. If I just mumbled the lines as they came to me aloud and in public, I'd look mentally unwell.

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There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized βjust following ordersβ was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that βfor the benefit of the stockholdersβ is not an excuse for anything.
We kind of need to relearn theΒ βjust following ordersβ part again
βXavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to
Is it still satire if it's true?
Me, before I saw this: old timey dancing in cartoons has to be over-exaggerated for effect
Me, now: old timey dancing in cartoons had to be toned down to promote a sense of realism because they were too good at it

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This man needs to be hunted for sport.
I don't know who needs to hear this ΒΉ, but after you eat the contents of a disposable to-go container you can put it in the trash rather than leaving it on the kitchen counter or table.
1: yes, I do.
current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)βgimme 30 seconds to look up the name."
5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"
and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.
i am scouring the internet like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nΓ₯lebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:
the google execs erased it. they bleached my bestie AGAIN from history...
is this of any use
SO IT IS!!!
Archer statue from the Temple of Aphaia (ca. 480 BC) next to a reconstruction of its original paint job:
The leggings and sleeves would have created using a method called SPRANG which predates knitting and is over 3,000 years old. What's even sexier is modern artisans managed to recreate the entire outfit using the original method!
Mmm-HMM, love me a shapely thigh in harlequin hosiery. Putπmenπinπclingy-assπclothingπagainπππ
Unfortunately english sources are hard to find, partly because Google's a shithole, but also because this textile project comes from a German museum, in Germany, where people tend to speak (and publish) in German. That said, the original link is to a short-but-sweet article I would have had no problem finding in 30 seconds a mere few years ago. fortunately i have clever beautiful insane people following me, but alas not everyone has such luxury. thanks to everyone in the notes who shoved themselves down this rabbithole with me!
in conclusion let us take a moment to sincerely wish Google a very burn in hellπ
The second Saturday in June (e.g., 13-Jun) is known as World Gin Day.
nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back
THIS ONE
i can see it
ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER
always reblog italian manwhore summer

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Not what the song is about, but my poor husb was supposed to come home from a work trip y'day. Due to bad luck etc, he may not even get home tonight
Bathroom floor is a mini pool.
Film Fortnight: Comedy What We Do on the High Seas (a.k.a Interviews With Some Vampirates)
FL + Loki (13/?)
@lokiusweek day 3: dessert
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The "Duck" in Avenida Place hotel, Barcelona, Spain.
The Waco Times-Herald, Texas, June 19, 1936