To Defy The Laws Of Tradition

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

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Forever alone. Not as a doomer but out of self preservation

I used to think id just live alone and not specifically be a bachelor no ONS or hookups but just... date someone til they get sick of me (8-12 months) and then get myself together and try again. These thoughts are creeping back up from the menty b over the last week

thinness is not the end-all-be-all, i promise you. don’t waste your youth, your energy, your light obsessing over it.

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

CEO of disappearing and ignoring people when I'm not in the mood

he's all in

he’s all in

he's all in

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha