You are fucking alive, do what you want

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

In the pussy getting claustrophobic

Pussy so tight I'm having a panic attack and hyperventilating

This post is about Nanna Egbert btw

In the pussy getting claustrophobic

Pussy so tight I'm having a panic attack and hyperventilating

In the pussy getting claustrophobic

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

Anyways, this pride remember the Egg Prime Directive is bad and more than a little transmisogynist!

I’mma keep it real, a number of people seem to equate “suggesting to someone they might be a trans woman” with “removing their agency on the matter” and I think these people need to take a long look at themselves and ask why that’s their assumption.

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️