stinky frog

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

put that woman into a Situation now. i'm serious. drop that sad whiteboy you've been chewing on for the last three hours and just try chewing on the Woman. it's so much better out here. the world is beautiful. you are putting yourself in a cage. take my hand and come with me. put that woman into a Situation

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea

thinking about the ethics of prophecy and its role as a narrative tool of coercion and control again

like. if you're beholden to a set of conditions that must either be followed or subverted in order to produce a favourable outcome or avoid unfavourable consequences (or led to believe you are), subject to the decree of a higher authority whose statements you are expected to accept as the absolute, unbiased, factual truth, and structure your existence in accordance with, is that not just prison? you can't convince me that isn't just an elaborate psychologically abusive prison.

it's not enough to simply defy the prophecy we need to abolish fate

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now