SIMPLICITY AND FORTITUDE

I hated End Game.

The first part; It was boring, bad scenario, bad scenes, honestly even some bad acting. I looked like a low budgeted movie instead of a million budget one. 

I waited. I waited for the second part. I got so fucking disappointed it wasn’t even funny. The script was basically written by the Tumblr users themselves. They have practically given everyone what they wanted, I even could mouth the fucking words to some dialogues before they could finish (”how can I, you are taking all the stupid with you” “ I am Iron Man” “That is America’s ass”)

I hated how Captain Marvel was so hyped but in the end, did fucking nothing until the last scene.

I hated how they had to gather around the girl characters to show “girl power yay”. How about you mix the girls and the boys together in the war scene like you did with Pepper helping Tony but nooew you had to put AAAAALL OF THEM together so they can destroy some monsters that Captain Marvel can probably destroy with her pinky. 

And God, OH GOD THE END. THE FUCKING END. IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED 40 MINUTES AGO. BUT THEY KEPT GOING AND GOING AND GOING UNTIL IT GAVE ME PHYSICAL PAIN. 

Why on fucking earth did they have to make so big of a funeral? Why it had to go so long?? BECAUSE THEY COULDN’T FIND FUCKING ANYTHING ELSE TO COVER UP THAT TIME.HONESTLY THE WRITERS PROBABLY SAID “ LET’S PUT SOME EMOTIONAL FEW WORDS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF SLOW MOTION CLOSE UPS.”

THE WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE WAS LIKE A REFERENCE TO THE OLDER ONES - THE MOVIE ITSELF WAS AN EASTER EGG WITH A FEW ADDITIONAL CRAP TO CARRY ON.