Johnlock Fanfiction

the short gap between vermax’s death and those arrows must have been the worst minute of jace’s life. he lost his revered symbol of legitimacy and had to imagine a life as a dragonless targaryen prince. his final, self-loathing thoughts must have been the most bastardphobic thinking ever conceived of in all of westerosi history

Kudos to Jace for thinking of killing the rider and Vermax for having enough training to execute it, instead of simply giving a command to attack. Jace saw Sheepstealer's size and claws and knew neither his or Baela's dragons could take him on in a dragon fight, so his first thought was a good strategy. And Vermax did a good job dodging last minute. That swerve was insane. He instantly listened to Jace instead of panicking and going rogue. They had a BOND. They were trained.

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

ford devoting his life to bill and then devoting his life to destroying him but still, it’s all bill, the devotion doesn’t go away, he was in his mind and his body and those imprints will stay there like a wine red stain, what else are you meant to do, you thought you were equals, but he was a god and you were a one-man church and your hands are clasped; no longer in prayer but a bitter guarded fortress. there’s metal in your head.

Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein. God and I bet Victor and the Creature are lovers too.

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I need ten of this shirt right now

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production