🪸 it’s all seasalt, babe🪸

this activates my like and reblog response

all celebrities are ontologically evil except for gwenyth paltrow she is a cosmic mirror and therefore cannot be defined by human morality

Controversial opinion apparently but a fucking ad should not have control over my phone's volume or the ability to pause anything else that is playing

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The second one <3

Who’s Libety? Do we know her?

the cure to depression is going to the movies by yourself and getting a drink and popcorn

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

weaponized competence

learned helpfulness

i be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody