is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

idk how many more "higher temperature is expected today"s i got left in me

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

I'm sorry chupa chups I didn't know your game

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

weird ass girl with brown eyes

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

my biggest kink is probably feeling important and special to others .

im so sorry i never participated in the reblog game you tagged me in i love you very much im just so tired

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER