Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

me after one activia 

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

Jamie Lee Curtis threw the first Activia at Stonewall

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

The true meaning of boys will be boys

This is an arachnid

Powerful influencer on social media

WHAT IS THIS

Fuck you, Bonnie

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited

That’s fucking tight.

ting ting TING TING TING! TING! *panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat* I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF

fun fact a few months ago I showed this video to my 4 y/o brother and to this day he asks me to play the song (glitter and gold) because he is convinced it is “The Avengers Song™”

Still the best Avengers video I’ve ever seen and possibly the best fan made fandom video too!!!

@wrappedinlokisarms

this gives me chills everytime

THIS WAS A GRIPPING NARRATIVE

Oh wow lol

I’ve never been on the edge of my seat….. until now.

I really do think about the editing of this video all the time

in the topic of world heritage posts

Lmao is this Queensadilla? She was one of my favorite Viners

you fool… that IS god