180 Days to Life: How I Escaped Facebook Jail
If you’re wondering why I disappeared from Facebook, no—I didn’t block you, unfriend you, or go off-grid in a tiny cabin. I was collateral damage in Meta’s security sweep, locked out for being algorithmically tied to an Instagram account I’d never heard of: dr_sandra035702. Apparently, this ghost profile broke a rule buried somewhere in Meta’s Terms of Who-Knows-What, and because our accounts…

















